Donald Trump evolves into Orangesaur

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In a move that has stunned political analysts, the Trump campaign announced today that they have collected enough Donald candies to transform the monster into its fully evolved form, Orangesaur.

“It was a tough call, but we finally decided it was time,” said trainer and campaign manager Robert Stone. “This is really going to boost our CP in the upcoming presidential gym battle.”

When reached for comment, the Clinton campaign responded that they are still roaming local parks, but hope to have enough candy to transform Hillary Clinton into her evolved form, Presopod, very soon. 

 

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