Air conditioner contemplates when to stop working

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EAGAN – A local central air conditioning unit is reportedly undecided about when it will suddenly and inexplicably stop functioning. “It has to be during the summer, obviously,” said the aging appliance. “Otherwise what’s the point?” While unsure about when the breakdown will occur, the air conditioner is certain it will be after the factory warranty expires next week and therefore require devastatingly costly repairs. 

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