Zygi Wilf ponders what to have Minnesota taxpayers buy him next

Zygi Wilf (Pioneer Press: John Doman)

SPRINGFIELD, NEW JERSEY – According to sources, Vikings owner Zygi Wilf is currently lost in thought about what to have the taxpayers of Minnesota buy for him next. The billionaire was reportedly just going about his daily rich guy routine at his Springfield mansion when he suddenly stopped to consider the vast number of awesome things he could purchase using money taken involuntarily from Minnesota citizens. His mental list so far includes a golf course at the Minnesota Landscape Arboretum, another $975 million in television screens for the new Vikings stadium, and a hover board. 

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