Researchers find most effective weight loss method still cocaine, cigarettes

cocaine and whiskey

U of M – Researchers released today the results of a study  finding that the most effective way to lose weight is still cocaine and cigarettes. The year-long study examined a wide variety of weight loss programs, drugs and lifestyle changes, but the combination of using cocaine and smoking cigarettes still stood out as by far the best way to not only lose weight, but also keep it off. “The results are conclusive,” said Dr. Norman Gorlag, head researcher. “If you are serious about losing weight, snorting cocaine and smoking cigarettes is a winning combo.” 

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