DOWNTOWN, ST. PAUL – Police officers patrolling the downtown area of St. Paul are reportedly pretty bored and thinking about doing some serious tasing today. “Yeah, it’s pretty quiet around here and I think a good tasing is just what I need,” confirmed Officer Michael Johnson. “Who knows? Maybe I’ll even use a little unnecessary force.” While they weren’t completely specific about their plans, officers generally agreed that tasing a black person with little or no reason is the most likely scenario.
Bored St. Paul Police Decide To Do A Little Tasing